what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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