Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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