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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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