- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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