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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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