- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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