What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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