- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

who is really lanky? james cornish

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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