- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

hey guys im gay

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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