what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why are trees green? I have no idea

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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