- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Please ignore this statement.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

how much fish could a chicken

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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