why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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There once was the worlds most important people on an airplane. All of them. They were a Boy Scout with a hiking pack, World's Oldest person, World's Smartest person, a Scientist who had the cure to cancer, and the World's Richest man. The Pilot told them that the plane was running out of gas and they would have to bail. But there was a problem, two people were going to have to die. They were only two parachutes short. So the Scientist grabbed one and said, "I'm the only one with the cure to cancer I've got lives to save." And he bails. Then the World's oldest person jumps out with a parachute saying, "I Still Have A Life To Live!!!" Then the Richest person realizes there is two parachutes left. He says, "I have the most money so I have to go because I could save America from going bankrupt." Grabs a chute and jumps. Then, the world's smartest person just happens to be so selfish and bails with the last Parachute. So the Pilot and and the Boy Scout were left. The pilot was kind enough to let the Kid go because he still had he longest life to live. But the kid said no, we could both go. The pilot said no you go. The kid was still being stubborn. And said No, we could both go, The world's smartest person took my back pack, there is one chute left, we could share it. And so they both jumped and landed safely on the ground. And that was the end of the World's smartest man.

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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