Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

There's my tractor.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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