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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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