Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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Sloths

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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