why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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