- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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