Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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DERP

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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