- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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