Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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