- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What do you call a banana? A banana.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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