- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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