What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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I walk into a bar...

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Anti Joke

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