What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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The american education system.

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Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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