- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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