What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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