What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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DERP

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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