- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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