- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Who invented apple? God

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Justin Beiber

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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