- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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