- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

roses are red violets are indigo

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

you see theres this guy.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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