Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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who do we all like george goodburn

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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