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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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