- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Whats red and dirty? Her period

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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