What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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