What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Whats red and dirty? Her period

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Refrigerator

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Seven

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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