A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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poo

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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