What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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