hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Atheism

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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