Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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