- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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