What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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