A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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