i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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