Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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