Bryson got a concussion...he died

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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