What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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