- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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