whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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