roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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hi

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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The WPGA tour

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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