- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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