How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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