- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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