- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

A woman walks into a bar.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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