- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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