- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

A pope meets another one

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

And you honored it I see :P

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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