- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

I was once a hamster.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead