Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Face...the other white meat!

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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