What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

binladin walks into the american seals

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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