There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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how man

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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poo

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Chuck Norris.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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