- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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