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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Anti Joke

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