- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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