- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Hello

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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