Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

In soviet Russia...things are different

who is really lanky? james cornish

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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